Saturday, June 27, 2009

WHAT IF?

i'm bored so i cooked up a little conspiracy. what if... michael jackson just faked his own death? i'm not saying he did, i'm just going to point out a few nuggets that bug me.


1. this dude was such a health freak, he'd also had so many plastic surgeries, it was inevitable that he would be around doctors all the time. plus, the rumor was that he had just been given a complete clean bill of health to start this big tour? so it's hard to believe that he would just all of a sudden drop dead of a heart attack, especially considering that his own father is still alive and 79 years old.

2. so with jackson just about to start a massive world tour, what better way to get publicity would there ever be than to fake your own death? look at all the people who still think elvis is still alive... think about it, i wouldn't be surprised if all the jackson's ban together and do this tour now as a "tribute", maybe even with other big name stars and/or motown legends. just imagine that opening night, as the lights dim and thiller starts to play, a not so dead michael jackson zombie dances out onto the stage and the biggest prank in the history of the world is accomplished.

i'm just saying... that would be pretty cool.

4 comments:

Meredith said...

how does your mind work like that?? You think WAY too much. I'll marry you if you're right about this. I'll even marry you if you're wrong. :)

Christopher and Brittany said...

Aaron lives in a ongoing movie or tv show, so everything is a conspiracy, haha. Not a bad thought though, that would be pretty awesome if it were true because then he would be alive and I am a fan for sure. Maybe he'll be on the next season of Lost.

ak said...

you're right, the LOST guys have been teasing the zombie season since 2006...

Christopher and Brittany said...

That would be AMAZING!